Something Wicked This Way Comes

Speak English F&$^ers! Oh my, what the hell am I saying? I dunno. Censorship for cousins is my point.

Anyway, Today this guys started hitting on me in like Japanese, and I didn't know what he was saying. Could have been the nastiest things in the world but I had no idea. So how do I know that he was hitting on me you ask? He had this tone... and he was moving closer and closer to me. And he was looking at my "feeders."

Blatant.

I hate that. Sometimes I think I should buy myself a nice sparkly ring for the index finger. Maybe then they would leave me alone.