Stupid ISP Policies, as Defined By Empress Tara

1. If we don't see a problem, there obviously isn't one and it is all in your head.
2. Please don't download more than 6 gigabytes, because it hurts our feelings.
3. Customer Service is overrated.
4. Your level of importance is the size of a grain of sand on Mars.
5. Nothing is ever our fault.

I hate ISP's. It is really ghey that they limit you on what you can download but advertise how much faster you can do just that. It is really ghey that when I have connection issues, they blame me - when it JUST started happening. And it is really GHEY that they don't have a fucking suggestion on what the problem is.